Peter Pan Peanut Butter = Bane of My Existence
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
So I think I have salmonella. I've been eating on the specifically recalled jars of peanut butter for the last month. No wonder I've been constantly nauseous for the last month. I just thought I was sick--but not necessarily sick enough (i.e. fever) to warrant a doctor's visit.
And Peter Pan is the only brand I like.
So depressing.
So dizzy.
So nauseous.
I experienced vertigo for the first time last week. Actual vertigo. Hitchcock got it right actually... I experienced it again over the weekend. And again today.
Blah.
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at February 21, 2007 9:46 AM
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Jif is better.
Just saying.
:)
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at February 21, 2007 8:57 PM
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I hope you get better!
9th Place: Something To Be Proud Of...
Monday, February 19, 2007
B and I were at Strategicon over the weekend--four days of straight gaming--where we played a total of 32 games. Considering we typically play 30 games a month, I think it can be safely said that it was a weekend of highly concentrated gaming.
B and I played in a few tournaments: Hacienda (I placed 2nd, B placed 3rd), 10 Days in Africa (I lost, B came in 2nd), B did Railroad Tycoon, and we both did Power Grid. I should have won, but the guy pulled a cheater move, "Oh, I didn't
know I had 13 power plants." His indicator was on 12, when he really had 13, and I had 13 power plants as well, but he had the more expensive power plant (the person with the most power plants is supposed to go first, in the case of ties, the player with the most expensive power plant is forced to bid on the available power plants before everyone else), and
I went first instead, when I should have gone second, in a move that ended up giving him a power plant near the end of Step 2 for him to win... ugh. So in the future I will always count everyone's power plants at the end of every building phase.
I think the only people who understood that paragraph are B, Des and maybe Josh (but probably only vaguely).
The best part about the convention was
Reiner Knizia, who was the special guest of honor. In the world of board games,
Reiner Knizia is a celebrity. B and I went to the con on Friday (before it was really in full swing starting Saturday), and Reiner was there play-testing some games and after his game ended he came to watch us play
Through the Desert. As we set up, he said he loved this particular game that he designed (which was awesome because it's B's personal favorite, as well), and we invited him to play with us, and he resigned saying that he was very tired (being still on UK time, it was 5 a.m. for him). But we joked with him a little. And he finally said, "Well, if you promise to play quickly, then okay."
The man won. Hardcore. Well, B was a close second. I think he only lost by six points, but man, Reiner sure does know how to win. He signed our game afterwards:

There was also a Kniziathon Tournament that ran all weekend long. You could play each Knizia game, possibly multiple times, but only your highest score would count towards your title--which means once you won on one game, time to move on to the next. It was freeform, unlike the other tournaments which had a specific time scheduled for Power Grid, for instance. In the Kniziathon, you could play at any time throughout the weekend. Out of 99 participants, I placed 9th and B placed 5th. We really had no chance at 3rd or higher because we: 1) played other games that Reiner did not design and 2) we did not get a room at the hotel--so we had to go home and sleep, as opposed to staying up for 20, 22, or 24 hours playing games and going to a hotel room to take a nap and coming back down and gaming. 3) We really only played a few of the more heavily weighted games, like
Tigris & Euphrates, which was rated a 4 (the highest). We mostly stuck with the midrange games (weighted 3) like
Lost Cities and
Ingenious and 4) we weren't madly playing through Reiner's extensive catalog of over 200+ games.
The best part of the convention, though, was meeting a lot of nice people with similar interests all in one convenient location. I met a lot of cool people this weekend. I just wish more of our friends would be up for a con like that in the future.
Okay, maybe that's overstating it a bit. That was the third best part. The second best was the actual game playing. The first best was meeting Reiner Knizia and having him mock us on our board game. Heh heh heh.
My only complaints about the convention: there wasn't a lot of racial diversity (so most of the attendants were white) and there weren't a lot of women, either, but luckily there were more women than I expected to see. A couple of them were even pretty dang cute.
My other complaint is about American culture just in general. I wish I had grown up playing games rather than watching TV, more like Germans or other Europeans where playing games (board games in particular) is more a part of the collective cultural experience, as opposed to something that is strictly meant for kids/childhood, or for "families" with young children. I mean, just look at this game:
Scotland Yard and the box design it has in the US. It looks really juvenile, and slightly boring--but won game of the year (so chances are it is
not boring, but instead, rather fun). Sadly, the box design has no visual appeal at all. In fact, to find games that look mature and engaging for a reasonably intelligent person, you have to go to specific game/hobby stores, of which there are startling few in the greater Los Angeles area. You can't find a more mature, yet insanely fun game, like
Ticket To Ride at Target or Toys R Us--which I find strange because even children could play this game. Sure it's no Spongebob Squarepants or Monopoly Disney Edition--gag--but there are other things to do than watch TV and play roll-and-move games.
/end rant.
/end weekend.
/begin normal life... blah...
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at February 19, 2007 10:33 PM
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I'll have you know I followed that statement about Powergrid completely, thank you.
I seem to remember having won at least twice, and my memory isn't usually too bad about game rules. ;)
-El Hombre
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at February 19, 2007 10:39 PM
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Ah. Then I apologize. I (wrongly) assumed that since we only played it a couple times when you were here, and you were here back in July, that perhaps the rules/knowledge/memory of Power Grid had faded. Sorry about that.
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at February 20, 2007 10:14 PM
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I totally got the Power Grid thing too since we have the game and like to play it... bummer about the tournament! Glad you had fun though... and I totally agree about the buying good games at a store. They only have junk games that are no fun to play at Target and such. Okay maybe 10% of the games they carry can be fun. I've had more fun w/the games that I bought at that gaming store in LA with you than any other games I've ever played! Jodi & I were talking about getting a monthly game club going so we could play them all more often, esp the 3+ player games like the Pirates game- oh do you have that yet? We have to play when I'm there. Okay, this is more than just a comment. TTYL
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at February 20, 2007 10:24 PM
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Oh yeah, I forgot you guys had Power Grid, too. Sweet. More people than I originally thought actually understand my post! Woo!
To which pirates game are you referring? Pirates' Cove? We own that one (my mom bought it for B back in 2005 for his pirate-themed bday). We also own Mutiny (also a gift from my mom, also a pirate game). We also own Pirates of the Spanish Main, but that's a collectible pirate ship game, and I'm pretty sure that's not the one you're talking about.
I've been lucky enough to run across a few freakin' awesome people in the English dept who enjoy game playing; plus Laura moved to LA and she and her husband, Stink Pants #5, and we've absorbed their friend Robert into our game nights, too, so we've had a few board game/Guitar Hero/Karaoke game nights which have been insanely fun.
And kind of loud... thank goodness for concrete walls.
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at February 21, 2007 8:41 PM
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Pirate's Cove... although the only time I've played the correct was last year w/you Brad and his friend (name escapes me), anyway, Todd and I have changed it up a bit to play it with two players so I may be off on the correct way to play w/3 or more.
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at February 21, 2007 8:41 PM
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We also played when you and the B-man where in Flint for some reason I can't quite recall (baptism?). Jon even played and won a moral victory.
-El Hombre
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at February 21, 2007 8:42 PM
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Ooooh yeah. Power Grid is what we brought along. Yeah, it was a baptism. Man, I forgot all about playing that.
Lord of the Rings, Logical Fallacies and Randall
Friday, February 16, 2007
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Stop me if you've heard this one before...
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
So yeah... there are apparently zoos all over the country cashing in on Valentine's Day sex tours. Specifically in
Tampa and
San Francisco.
You heard me right.
You can pay to access the park after hours and watch the animals do it.
Question: Does this qualify as pornography?
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at February 15, 2007 12:26 PM
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"Honey, let's go see the pandas have sex.
Nah, there'll be a crowd. Let's go see the sea otters and the giraffes doing it, then we'll swing back to the pandas and see if they're not too tired."
Sounds like a kosher date to me. I wouldn't mind seeing some mad camel sex for Valentine's Day.
Mad camel sex!
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at February 16, 2007 11:35 AM
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I'll take that as a yes.
Question: Do you know what kosher means? ;)
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at February 17, 2007 2:08 AM
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Was it Dave Barry who always used to say that things would make a great name for a rock band? Because I think "Mad Camel Sex" would be a great name for a rock band.
Rage Against the Machine
Monday, February 12, 2007
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Conference Worry
Sunday, February 11, 2007
I'm participating in my first conference ever.
And I'm not reading my fiction or poetry. I'm actually pontificating on women, manga and the oscillation of female identification in the act of reading.
I'm thinking of incorporating Adrienne Rich's
Compulsory Heterosexuality and Lesbian Existence into my analysis of Kiriko Nananan's
Blue. I think the characters are definitely enacting a code of acceptable sexual behavior by the end, in the rejection of the lesbian existence and lesbian continuum which is what Rich would define as compulsory heterosexuality.
Hmmm... I need to spend some quality time with this paper.
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ABC Gum, Abortion and STDs
Saturday, February 10, 2007
Speakers from the Rockville Pregnancy Center were hired to talk on human sexuality and disease prevention at a high school in Maryland, and proceeded to demonstrate the spread of STDs by asking 100 students to share a single piece of gum. The speakers also asked students to choose amongst four pieces of chocolate, telling them that one was actually a laxative, in order to demonstrate the uncertainty of knowing whether a STD has been contracted after a sexual encounter. There's since been an uproar over these "interactive" lessons, stating that they're "repulsive" and "unhealthy." But I happen to think it's a pretty interesting way to demonstrate the transmission of STDs. This is not to suggest that I'd willingly participate in sharing gum with total strangers, because I think the point is made by simply posing the question to the crowd, but, sadly, this is not the contention I hold with this organization.
In direct contrast to the ingenuitive lesson plan, the Rockville Pregnancy Center has a test on its website called:
Am I Going To Heaven? One of the questions is [italics mine]:
Question: Next, what kind of words would you use to describe man?
* Basically good * Destructive
* Righteous * Unfaithful
* Kind * Proud
* Giving * Greedy
* Loving * Selfish
Again, this may surprise you, but according to the Bible only the answers printed in the right hand column above are correct.
Oh boy!
Education and health officials say the gum exercise was unsanitary and should not have happened. The speaker and the clinic, a pregnancy counseling center with a religious orientation, are no longer welcome in Montgomery schools, school officials said.
I would have rather the article said:
Education and health officials say the gum exercise was, at best, unsanitary and should not have happened. Due to the clinic's religious orientation, all speakers with a religious agenda are no longer welcome in public school districts, school officials said.
That's what upsets me. The school officials, the speakers, nobody was trying to get students to think about sex, STDs and ways to protect themselves. They were simply using scare tactics to get their point across.
School officials said a total of about 100 students participated in the lessons, although some declined to chew the gum.
Also, isn't the fact that they were
able to get approximately 100 students to share a piece of gum that in direct contract to their point anyway? I think--and this is purely hypothetical as I don't have an excessive amount of information on this current event--that the speakers were trying to get students to
not share the gum, because that is metaphorically akin to swapping sexual partners, which is theoretically the point they're attempting to bring to the students' attention.
It's a shame, because I think the lesson had good potential, but ultimately failed, not just because it's unsanitary, but because it was poorly executed--it was teaching students to swap gum (read: partners). How about teaching students how to acquire condoms or reliable forms of birth control? How about giving students information about Planned Parenthood clinics?
No. Let's have 'em share gum, and then tell them they're dirty and that they're not going to heaven because they can't answer a stupid test on their website.
I think this is probably a great example of how inept and arbitrary abstinence-only education is in the real world.
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Withdrawals
I recently finished
Okami and I'm going through serious withdrawals. I played it for 63 hours over a span of two months, and I know it sounds kind of crazy, but I feel like it's become an old friend, and I'm actually sad that it's all over now. The only consolation I have is that I think this game definitely has replay value. But I actually think it's one of those games that I wouldn't be able to lend to anyone because I am so attached to it. Again, probably an unhealthy attachment to an inanimate object, but it was a beautiful experience.
I dare say that it's become my all-time favorite game. Ever. Above
The Longest Journey. Above
God of War. And just a step above
Psychonauts.
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at February 5, 2007 8:55 PM
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Stink Pants says now you have time to play Resident Evil 4 and get the crap scared outta ya.